11.03.2007

i'm putting my foot down...

i will be harassed no longer!
[i'm sure somebody must have said that somewhere at some point]

okay. no more sinister threats. no more letters filled with weeping. no more angry phone calls in the middle of the night, screaming "why, why????. stop kidnapping the children, offering their freedom only in exchange for my return to the blogging community. i'll do it, dammit. i'll update my blog.

do you know why i haven't written much? because my life is lame. boring. drab. dull. uneventful. i'm in a rut. a trench, really. looking for the light at the end of the tunnel, but only seeing black, abysmal nothingness. don't fret, i'm not depressed, however, neither am i invigorated or challenged or excited about virtually anything. satisfied?

i'm sorry. you, my faithful 1.83 readers, are not to blame for the lack of sweetness in my life. but when i've just spent the past two hours putting stickers on books, i just don't have a whole lot of taste for tact. let's see, there must have been some cool things that went on since i last wrote...
  • i got a new voice student that i love who said she is going to pay me in meatballs just like the old lady on the wedding singer.
  • i sent in an application for an audition with the pittsburgh opera's young artist program--hopefully i get one!
  • new favorite show of the year is "pushing daisies." wanna marry it.
  • my darling friend made me kt tunstall's cd. i love it, and it empowers me.
  • um, i carved a pumpkin, and it looked good....
see!? that's all i can muster. i'm so sorry this has been a waste of your time. you'll never get those four minutes back. i promise to try harder to be more witty and interesting.

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