note the small sample of fabric to your left. multiply it by 10 yards and 98 pounds, add some cheap rhinestones and goldenrod lace....that would equal the overcoat of my costume. then, skin an elephant made entirely of forest-green-velour (shut up, they're real), and turn it into a dress with wine-colored sleeves that fall off of my shoulders (which are now awkwardly exposed between the sleeve and the overcoat)...and for a nice touch put cotton ball things on the sleeves, too. classy. the only thing i ask is that i get to wear a hat. and please, if you could, make it the size of a large dinner plate and have the girth of an italian sausage...and make it gold and sparkly, or I won't wear it.
thanks.
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I want to know exactly how many plastic-covered couches (and velourephants) were harmed in the making of that garment.
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